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 | The Mind Dump.by HylianuxNow listen to the voice in my head. |
Notes:
-Noscript: The only scripts I'm running are from hylianux.com, statcounter.com, and htmlcommentbox.com. You can safely unblock these, and I encourage you to do so. If you see any other scripts running (HIGHLY unlikely), I didn't allow them, and you had better block 'em.
-Resolution: Also, this page is best displayed in at least 1280X1024 screen resolution. If you're still using 1024X768 and complaining my page doesn't look right on your screen, let me just say I don't support packard bell computers running windows 95! Get with the times!
While this page may look like Maddox's best page in the universe, I am not claiming to be better than Maddox. I was insipired by his writing enough to write my own satirical pieces of the same style. I have fun doing it, and I have no intention of stealing Maddox's thunder. - Hylianux UPDATE - apparently, this disclaimer wasn't good enough, so I had to elaborate more on it here.hylianux@gmail.com
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Linux Distributions: Ubuntu - The best Linux distribution out there right now due to the size of its community. Perfect for newbies. As powerful as windows 7. Linux Mint - Based off of Ubuntu, but not as bulky. Runs pretty fast... very ideal for lower-end PC's that used to run windows 2000. Fully featured, and runs better than XP. Ideal for the linux newbie. Damn Small Linux - This one is ideal for that computer that used to run dos or windows 3.1. You can also run this distribution from WITHIN windows. Knoppix - Ideal for someone who fixes computers. This distribution runs from the bootable media you put it on (ie. CD, USB, etc.) and comes preinstalled with error scanners, partition software, and the ability to access hard drives. Need a virus erased? This is the distribution to use to get it done.
I have no idea where this came from, but I don't want it to disappear. Chicken Rainbow Farewell FFXIV.