I've received a few emails here and there in my mail box from some people who say "dude, you're not just copying satirical writing style from maddox, you're copying look, feel, and even insults from maddox. you're not fooling anyone. stop trying to be maddox."
Let me get into a few differences you apparently overlooked, retard.
first, notice i don't capitalize everything. Maddox takes great lengths to capitalize and refine his writing. me, i enjoy the writing too much to care. Sometimes i remember to capitalize my words... Sometimes I don't. It all depends on how deeply into the writing i am. If i'm really fired up about something, then i'm typing too fast to care about capitalization. how about you let the capitalization go, because about 95% of you morons can't even spell! great, you can distinguish when something needs to be capitalized... but can you even spell the word 'capitalized'?! that minor writing mechanics fault is due to clear laziness on my part, and if i feel like writing a capital letter instead of a lowercase one, i'll do it. otherwise, it shouldn't halt your reading any, dipshit!
second, notice that i don't increase the size of my text. i leave it at normal size. why? because if you want text that's bigger, you should know by now how to do it your own damn self. but for those who don't, i'll cut you some slack out of pity. hold ctrl and spin the mouse wheel. WOW! the words got bigger and smaller! you can also hold ctrl and press + or - for the same effect.
third, what about my insults are the same as maddox's? because i use words like dipshit, asshole, and cocks? i also use words like ass-nugget and fuck-snout, but you were too busy going through my work with a maddox comb to notice that. dipshit, asshole, and cocks are derrogatory words taken straight out of the insult book. they're staples... everybody knows these words, and for me to reuse them here doesn't make me a blatant maddox plagiarist. people use these words everywhere. maddox uses other insult words that i don't use such as shit-cock and dolt as well. way to brush up on your research there, dumbass. you just exposed a conspiracy theory that doesn't exist.
fourth, my page has colors of gray and black, just like Maddox. However, I don't use yellow links, dark grey visited links, or occasional light-blue paragraphs. My hyperlinks are light blue and dark blue because it's easier on the eyes. Why, then, do I use the gray and black color scheme with article paragraph text? Maddox had stated on reddit that you're reading a web page... not a piece of paper. there's no reason that 90% of your screen needs to be burning white pixels. not only that, but my pages are incredibly small due to the simplicity of the design of the page. this means i can write articles ad nauseum with little worry as to it getting full. so with all this in mind, i had to appreciate the same style and i also agree that a black screen with gray letters is much easier on the eyes. See? My hyperlinks and basic text are nice on the eyes. recurring theme perhaps? i feel like i'm doing my part to let your retinas last longer than other websites will allow so that you can read more of my site. you're welcome.
fifth, exactly what the hell is wrong with spreading such a style around? i've seen many people attest to enjoying maddox's satirical style, so what's wrong with making more avenues for it? It puts more intelligent work out there and portrays excellent use of critical thinking. I wish more people would bother to do the research for different shit they come up with rather than just pissing the stuff out their ass (because there's nothing solid to anything they come up with). i wish more people would pick up on this idea and incorporate it into their writing. I put this site up for free, and I'm not earning a dime for it. It's all clearly for the fun of doing it, so what's the harm? I'm not capitalizing off of a style someone else came up with. I'm just enjoying the use of it. Besides, if you don't like it or anything on my page, then don't read any of it. I'm not twisting your goddamn arm to read this page, so for you to send me emails about how much you hate it only affirms the lack of common sense you actually possess.
i have yet to write any article that focuses on the same idea maddox already wrote about. that would just totally defeat the purpose of me writing about it. if it's already been said, and if it's been said on the best page in the universe, then why should i bother saying it again? the final word on it has already been spoken!
"um, you wrote about macs. maddox wrote about macs. pwned!"
not quite, moron. maddox didn't write about "macs". maddox wrote about apple's marketing, apple as a business selling macs, and the dumbass people who buy into it. my article was about how much the design of the operating system pissed me off and how people with one are immediately stereotyped as being skilless rich yuppies with no ambition (which i'm beginning to believe on an ignorant level by now). maddox: business | me: technology. totally different. sometimes reading comprehension can really help you not sound like an idiot there, poindexter.
i could go on with more contradictions to your arguments, but what's the damn point? i write like this because i want to; i like doing it. i wasn't put here to impress you, and i'm making absolutely no effort to do so. send emails all you want... you're only making me chuckle at how retarded you are in thinking that YOUR message, out of others, is going to somehow CHANGE MY MIND! Hell, i could receieve no other email but yours and it wouldn't change my mind. accept it: you're powerless against me!
Wise man say that the only person you have control over is yourself. with that note, control yourself from sending me hate mail about how closely my writing is to maddox's, or otherwise enjoy the happy label of being a babbling idiot with the inability to control yourself, which makes you too inept to get my attention.
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